Before philosophy can teach by Experience, the Philosophy has to be in readiness, the Experience must be gathered and intelligibly recorded.

How charming is divine philosophy! Not harsh, and crabbed, as full fools suppose, But musical as is Apollo's lute, And a perpetual feast of nectar'd sweets, Where no crude surfe ...

I'll give thee armor to keep off that word; Adversity's sweet milk, philosophy, To comfort thee, though thou art banished.

It is easy to build a philosophy it doesn't have to run.

One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one philosopher or another.

Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one hims ...

Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language.

Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.

Philosophy is an unusually ingenious attempt to think fallaciously.

Philosophy is the science which considers truth.