A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, a ...

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it and some of your spouse's family does too.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.