A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation ?
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.
One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.
Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.
The character of a people may be ruined by charity.
