Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time too.
No poet sings because he must sing. At least no great poet does. A great poet sings because he chooses to sing.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
The character of a people may be ruined by charity.
