A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide witheither of her desires.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and shewould come in and sink my boats.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun ...

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?