A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.

Happiness means quiet nerves.

Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake which I also keep handy.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.