A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.