Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.

All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.

Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one.

I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.

People find life entirely too time-consuming.

Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outr ...

The first condition of immortality is death.