A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom.

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by the policeman.

Ah, when to the heart of man was it ever less than a treason to go with the drift of things to yield with a grace to reason and bow and accept at the end of a love or a season.

All thought is a feat of association; having what's in front of you bring up something in your mind that you almost didn't know you knew.

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

Don't be an agnostic be something.