A weak man has doubts before a decision, a strong man has them afterwards.

Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.

Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust.

Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.

Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.

The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.