Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I ...

Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it f ...

I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure ...

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcy ...

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

Never apologize and never explain - it's a sign of weakness.

Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much.