A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.

An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.

One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.