Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice; there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.